Chaos Mirror · Debut Album · Out Now

TURN KEY

Plug in and play.

Garage anthems for the digital age. Five friends, one garage, something to prove — recorded in a basement, mixed in a spaceship. Drop the top and drive.

▶ Hear Chaos Mirror Own the record — $9.99

◉ Intercepted pirate signal · est. from the future · TKK-TV

Take it from the top↓

CH.01 · 94.7 FMSystem // The Crew

THE FIVE

Five operatives · one frequency
turn-key · no assembly required

LIVE FEED // CAM 01 UNIT_00

Turn Key Kids — five members under magenta and cyan neon on a night street

SYSTEM // THE FIVE BIO.txt

Turn Key Kids didn't form so much as collide. Five friends — loud amps and louder convictions, songs about being exactly who you are and getting back up one more time than you're knocked down. They met in a garage with borrowed gear and a stubborn belief that they had something to prove. No frontman, no pecking order: the mic gets passed around, and whoever fits the song takes it. The name says the rest: turn-key, ready to go, no assembly required.

What came out was indie rock for the digital age — distorted guitars shaking hands with glitchy electronics, shouted choruses next to whispered verses, five voices trading the wheel. Controlled chaos. Emphasis on controlled. Music for the kid who never quite fit in and finally stopped caring.

Recorded in a basement. Mixed in a spaceship.

5 MEMBERS 11 TRACKS 1 GARAGE NOISE ∞

PROCESS MONITOR // LORE.sys 3 ACTIVE

roscoe.exe "Like A Crazy Dog" — the crazy dog that started a single.

FERAL

CPU 94%

crash_dummy.sys Dumb resilience module. Dented, still running.

STABLE

CPU 61%

media_girl.app Featured broadcast — the one on repeat all summer.

LIVE

CPU 100%

The whole idea

Recorded in a basement. Mixed in a spaceship. Controlled chaos — emphasis on controlled.

— Turn Key Kids

CH.02 · 101.3 FM · ◉ LIVESide A · Track by Track

CHAOS MIRROR

Debut album · out now
11 tracks · $1.29 each · $9.99 the record

Dashboard Deck Now Playing

Media Girl

Featured Single · Exit 11

0:002:44

$9.99the whole record

Acquire album

◉ FILE BROWSER — CHAOS_MIRROR.dir11 FILES · 41.9 MIN

CH.03 · 103.7 FMInventory // Wear The Noise

THE MERCH

Ships direct from turnkeykids.com
buying direct supports the band

INVENTORY.sys SCANNING…

Ships direct from turnkeykids.com — buying direct supports the band.

CH.04 · 105.1 FMThe Wall · Leave Your Mark

TAG THE WALL

A name, a town,
a shout into the noise

CH.05 · 106.3 FMThe Finale · In Case Of Chaos

BREAK THE GLASS

Chaos happens. Break the glass —
the key's yours to take.

Name on the key tag

↑ tap the glass — crack it open

Now turn it ▸

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CH.06 · 107.9 FMOpen Channel // Transmit

OPEN CHANNEL

Booking · press · sync · business
for anything serious

TERMINAL SECURE

tkk@static-play:~$ open --channel booking,press,sync,business

> routing to staticplayceo@gmail.com

BookingPress / InterviewSync / LicensingBusiness

tkk@static-play:~$ echo $MOTTO

Garage anthems for the digital age.

TRANSMIT A MESSAGE FORM_01

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